Top 10 Best Pick-up Lines

I just really enjoyed writing my post about the "Top 10 Worst Pick-up Lines," and I hope you guys also enjoyed reading it. Anyway, that's why I thought of doing a follow-up on that post, but this time, listing what I think is the "Top 10 Best Pick-up Lines." I certainly hope that this will be as fun as the other post.

As I've said, pick-up lines, no matter what negative reputation they have, are still very important when it comes to dating and flirting and basically, meting people. These lines, may they be cheesy and corny, are what we, especially men, rely on when starting a conversation with the woman they see on a bar and like. Pick-up lines, I'd like to believe, are the gateway on which a good relationship starts. But I also think that they serve as that thin line between a romantic night between possible lovers or a disastrous, nasty, awkward and embarrassing mess. What kind of words that comes out one's mouth can actually make or break a dating chance and a chance for, well, love. So here you go, here are just some of the pick-up lines that I find romantic that have a bigger chance of working on anyone out there. You may try using them, but I warn you: Use them at your own risk!

10. "Who's your friend?"
Simple but very risky. You are putting up your chance by trying to shift the attention to the person he or she is with. But if he or she replies, you're in because hey, he/she is talking to you already. You have his/her attention and that's what you want.

9. "What's your name?"
Okay, this time the person you like is the center of your attention, or at least you'll have them believe that. With this line, there is surely no room for embarrassment. If the person gives his/her name to you, then you're in. If they don't, doesn't matter. They will just not talk to you and you just walk away with your dignity.

8. "Tell me something. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?"
Flattery is the best tool, especially on picking up girls. This might not work that well for men, but still, it;s worth a try. Telling the person this just shows them that you think of them as angels. And c'mon, what can be better than being considered an angel?

7. "You dropped something, my jaw!"
This is you saying that the person is hot. And you have the hots for her. Clever, sweet and cute...

6. "Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day."
Just be careful with this one, because you might some off as some insane lunatic. But if it works, you'll definitely get some good loving because you have just manage to tell the person you are eyeing that you will make them the most important person in the world.

5. "When God made you, He was showing off!"
Another clever and witty way to tell the person that he/she looks good. This one will definitely work best if the person you are going after is also religious.

4. "I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
Using this line, you might wanna think first because you need to look at least decent before these words leave your mouth. If you're a good-looking person, this just shows that you are being modest. And women like non-arrogant SOBs. But if you are ugly, using this line is just broadcasting how pathetic and insecure you are.

3. "See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."
Another way of showing the person you're into that you are not some airhead whose looks is the only important thing in the world. You might also follow this one with something like, "I just can't believe that they always say yes..."

2. "So what haven't you been told tonight?"
Very original, and this one will make you stand out from all the other jerks who tried hitting on that person. You acknowledge their being attractive, while sympathizing with their frustration with those other pathetic losers. You also showed that your are confident and interested enough to try it with them.

1. "I made a bet with myself that you have wonderful eyes. Guess what? I won."
Sweet, cute, smart, witty, romantic. Anything you would wanna hear another person say to you. So why not try it to get the person you like.

So there you go? My Top 10 Best Pick-up Line. Again, use them at your own risk. Well, dating basically that: taking your risk for the person you like. So one day, you can go off to some romantic place and live happily ever after.

Top 10 Worst Pick-up Lines

Ask any woman out there, and they will say that pick-up lines don't work on them. They claim that they are very cheesy, arrogant and demeaning in every way. But regardless what those women has to say, pick-up lines are the most essential part when meeting other people in different social places. That is because any man should start somewhere, and the forst thing he should do is to open a conversation with the woman. And no matter what you do, those words that you will say are going to be categorized as pick-up lines.

That is why it is just very important for men to know what they should say to the girl they see on the bar that they like. Regardless of what women say about not liking pick-up lines, the opening lines should always be funny, witty, original, sincere and subtle. Men should avoid using language that is crude, insulting, condescending, abusive and arrrogant. It may sound like an impossible tasks, but guys should know what they are doing and saying. Or at least what not to say. That is why I present to you, the top 10 worst pick-up lines any guy should not use. Unless he likes to have a slap in the face and a broken ego before calling it a night.

10. "Pssst..."
Talk about being rude. She has a name. Why not just approach her and ask for it. Instead of being a baby and calling her like a dog.

9. “What’s your sign?”
This is the epitome of being cheesy. Added to the fact that this one is as old as your grandmother. You may get to hear very often in movies and TV shows, but this line just doesn't work in real life. And it should be buried immediately.

8. “Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”
Another one of those classics. This was popular around the early to mid-1910's. But you just have to give it a rest because telephones are just not that cool. And using it to pick-up women is just lame.

7. “Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.”
Treating women like they are your property is just something that any man should not do. Especially when they just met. And this line just screams "guy is a egostic maniac who treats women as toys."

6. “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
Arrogant and delusional, do you really think women dig men that are both of these?

5. "How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"
This one may sound funny, but trying to be witty at the same time presumptuous is just plain idiotic. And you don't want your dream girl to think of you that way, right?

4. "You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway."
Prepare you face because you are definitely going to get slapped the moment these line come out from your mouth. Lines with sexual overtones just don't work on most women.

3. "Hey babe, do you know that my bedroom is soundproof?"
They are not hookers. If you want this line to work, I suggest you guys just head off to the red-light district of your neighborhood.

2. "Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"
Women don't like to be treated as property, the same way that they don't like the feeling that they are being bought.

1. "If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"
You just told the girl that you think she's not a virgin. What's the matter with you? Why not just ask her if it's that time of the month for her too? No pick-up line should have any reference to a woman's genitalia. And for that matter, yours too.

So guys, there you go? These lines may sound funny to you, but they are not to women who are sensitive. That is why never ever use any of these pick-up lines so you can still have a good time without getting beaten up into a bloody pulp.